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America is an overly purebred dog,
With rheumy eyes,
Arthritic knees,
And a coat designed to be pretty,
But was ruined along the way.
The dog is ferocious,
A good hunter,
But with eyes so filled with overactive tear glands,
That it can scarcely tell the difference between
The decadent flesh of prosperity
And the rotting flesh of a broken society
Until it’s digesting it.
Its arthritic knees
Are twisted so strangely that it runs absurdly fast,
But, although it can tell that it’s going down the wrong road,
It can’t turn off of it.
America’s coat may be beautiful at first glance,
Convincing the onlooker that it is healthy,
But anyone who has ever seen a healthy dog
can tell that America is in the process of dying.
The swollen organs pushing at the thin, matted fur
Gives way to her illusion of grandeur.
God, how I miss the majestic beast of the past,
A grand creature that could snap a fish out of a river like lightning
As easily as it comforted every child that came
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I miss you more than breathing itself,
But I don’t know who I miss.
If I missed the person I see now,
I would speak with it,
But I miss you.
I miss smelling your hair,
Holding you close,
Resting my head on your shoulder,
Squeezing your hand;
I miss idealism.
I miss the thought of you,
The girl I may have loved.
I miss the safety of your arms,
The precise way your chest rose and fell,
I miss when you used to look at me without pain in your eyes.
I miss being able to speak around you.
I miss my goddess.
I miss flawlessness.
I miss wonder,
I miss wanting you near me every second of the day,
I miss being able to speak to you.
Not some stranger
That I want nothing to do with.
I miss you,
The girl I fell in love with,
Not you,
The girl I can’t make eye contact with.
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    When I was young, at the bottom of the hill that I lived on, an electrical wire ran across the street. A pair of shoes were hanging from it one day, and I had no idea what it meant then. My brother and I even made a game out of trying to get our shoes that were too small up there as well, but we were small, and couldn’t throw very well. Another day, in another year, another pair of shoes joined them. They were taken down at one point, and I felt inexplicably angry, like when my sister tells me something that she had already told me ten minutes ago.
    I moved seven years ago or so to a little town in North Carolina called Hillsborough. The first house I moved into here was on a hill as well. At night sometimes, I would ask my brother why people were playing baseball in the middle of the night. In the morning, I would play with empty bullet casings at the bottom of the hill.
    A few months ago and seven years later
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I don’t feel betrayed.
Just kind of anxious and disappointed that I’ll have to explain it all again.
All the intricacies of my ever changing thoughts,
Both logical
And completely psychotic.
I just don’t want you to go, man.
You’ve got good reasons,
But I hate feeling awkward,
And it’s like you’re the only one that I could actually tell
Yeah, the next therapist is going to try to fill in,
But it’s like putting in a plastic filling
Rather than actual components of teeth.
But, like fillings,
It’ll feel awkward at first,
And, perhaps, slightly less so two years later.
‘Course, you,
I like you,
I know you,
A bit, at least.
Even though all we ever talked about was how
Insanely messed up my mind is,
And how insanely messed up all of humanity is,
But you,
I could tell some things by simply how you talked,
How you sat,
Your positions on the issues we talked about.
I know you.
I’ll miss you.
I already do,
But miss doesn’
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Technicolor Tears
Technicolor tears
Smear my cheeks
Am I weak cause they're there?
My tears feel like they're made of lighter fluid
And it's already ignited;
My screams are gonna be so ugly
They curl the pain like Dalí's moustache.
The face fire is raging out of control,
All my hate and fear the fuel.
My symphony of screams is joined by another
And I feel disgusted
Because I take pleasure in the fact that my misery
Enjoys company.
And our symphony of orchestral screams
Is fueled by all the technicour lighter fluid tears,
Burning the feathery flag of a promised land 
From a trickster God.
The fake snow day is still yet cold,
But not enough to cease fire spreading
Across my mind.
My burning tears have carved scars
That spell "dissent"
And a tidal wave of voices,
Kind ones and brutal ones alike
Could not stem my burning flow
Of technicolor tears. 
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His Books of Blood in the 1980s established him as a premier master of the horror narrative, on an equal level or even surpassing Stephen King, who said of him;
I have seen the future of horror, his name is Clive Barker.
Stephen King
Like King, Barker’s works of horror have been adopted and adapted for movies, his stories becoming the basis for the Hellraiser and Candyman series and many more. Beyond his stories being used as source material, Barker has worked as screenwriter, producer, actor and director in the film world.
As with Stephen King, many of
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You are Everything
You are amazing.
You are the smiling face,
That gave that kid
Better hope for this place.
You are the helping hand,
Even if you didn’t know it,
That helped everything turn out
Better than planned.
You are the voice
That helped someone
Make a vital choice.
You are the joke
That made them laugh
And gave them that stroke
Of happiness that they needed.
You are the bright eyes
That light the way,
A lantern of hope
Through the fog of lies.
You are their push towards
Their positive afterwards.
And you are far from worthless.
To someone,
Are the most important person
In the world.
We are all characters
In someone else’s story.
That pivotal point,
That pushes them from misery,
And leads them to their glory.
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Past Tense Blues
Are painful,
So are weres;
And it's the becauses
That make them feel
That much worse.
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What a Wonderful World
I’m noticing things
I didn’t before;
Things that I
Just can’t ignore.
Kids getting shot
For the colour of their skin,
Loving being treated
As though it’s a sin.
Sexism running like blood
Through the veins of the media,
Kids killing kids
In High School Hysteria.
People dying instead of
Being who they are,
Children getting shot down
As they reach for the stars.
Faith forming the target
For society’s arrow,
You’re either in too deep
Or you’re way too shallow.
The faithful using the Prince of Peace
To excuse their hatred,
And yelling ‘terrorist!’
At the followers of Mohammed.
Women walking the streets at night
With fear in their hearts,
Men being told to ‘man up’
When their soul is in parts.
Children starving to death
In the land of plenty,
Bigots with medieval views
In the twentieth century.
Hell yeah,
We’re angry.
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Zaboomafooland is avowedly atheist.


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xxScarletRainxx Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2017  Student General Artist
yoooo where u been homie!?!?! 
snug-glasses Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
watsisface Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
xxScarletRainxx Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Student General Artist
i miss you!!!
watsisface Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Hey, so Deviantart wasn't working on my school laptop, so I may or may not use my mom's every now and again to update stuff. Sorry!
fredbearsfamilypizza Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How attractive you are:
[] Ew not really
[] Gross
[] Ugly
[] You're ok
[] Alright getting better
[x] Cute
[] Gorgeous/beautiful
[] Hot!!! B)
[] Perfect~ 
[] I honestly don't know what you look like! :I

What we'd look like in a picture:
[x] Normal
[] Holding hands
[x] Pulling faces
[] Couple poses

Where I'd get your named tattooed on me:

[] My wrist
[] My leg
[] My belly
[] My back
[] My neck
[] My foot
[] My ankle
(x)No where

What we'd do if we lived together:

[] Party, party, party!!!
[x] Eat ice cream for breakfast
[x] Have pillow fights
[] Go to the bedroom~ 
[] Have movie nights 
[] Cuddle and kiss~
[] Not live together in the first place...
[x] Do whatever you wanna do
[] Do stuff...

What I'd do if you snuck into my room at night:

[x] Scream!
[x] Tell you to get out
[] Grin mischievously
[] Watch movies with you
[] Let you stay the night 
[] Kiss/cuddle you
[] Blush
[x] Attack you (Maybe)

What I'd do to you in the rain:
[x] Push you into a puddle
[] Kiss you
[] Hold you close
[] Let you under my umbrella 
[] Give you my jacket 
[] Jump on your back
[] Run away
[x] Start to sing randomly
[] Dance with you

What I'd do if I saw you naked:
[] Walk out of the room scarred for life
[] Smirk and laugh
[] Take a picture 
[] Just stand there awkwardly
[x] Say, "What the hell?! Get some clothes on!"
[] Blush
[x] Walk out as if nothing happened B)
[] Scare you
[] Take your clothes 
[] I'd be petrified

What I'd do if we kissed:
[] Smile and blush
[x] Be surprised 
[] Push you away
[] Pull you closer
[] Bite your lip so you'd bleed 
[x] Wonder if we would kiss again
[] Slap yo' face!
[] Freak out, squeal and run around
[] Off to the bedroom~

You should...
[x] 1. Be my friend
[x] 2. Comment to my profile more
[] 3. Watch me
[] 4. Note me
[] 5. Put this as your journal so I can comment too
JawaBoxerEOD Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:iconrainbowbummiecakeplz::party: Happy Birthday!! :party::iconrainbowbummiecakeplz:
watsisface Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks! Sorry I haven't been uploading a whole lot lately.
JawaBoxerEOD Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome :) And hey neither have I :3 Been too busy with school and all that.
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